Did you know

I bet none of you knew that if a mom speaks to a room full of children and husbands no one could hear her!! 

Its a fact. Only after she has repeated herself about 5 times would they finally start to even acknowledge that she is even speaking. And then after another 5 times they might realize shes talking to them. 

Amazing I know. How is it that 2 so diverse groups of people can ignore the same person the same way??

Another fact, if a mom speaks to a room full of moms she only has to say it ONCE. Not really sure if its 'cause women (moms for the most part) listen better then fathers and children OR if its 'cause moms hear at the same frequency they speak... In any case I feel as though I have been beating my head against several brick walls (of varying sizes) for quite some time now. 

I ask my husband to mention things at work and three weeks later its still not done. 

I ask my kids to do something and before they are even out of the room the turn around ask me "what did you want me to do again??"

AAARRRGGGGHHH