She makes me laugh, and then promptly want to pull my hair out. I wish I could have 100 more exactly like her and then smoother them all with pillows in their sleep.
She allows me to take face meltingly cute pictures like this one here.
But that's only her cute and sweet side. I the last 24 hours she has told me:
a. She will NEVER go to sleep
b. She is going to (attempt anyway) break my arm
c. I will NOT change her diaper
d. I CANNOT stop her from going to the bathroom with me
and I think my personal favorite
e. I AM NOT HER SISSY
On that last one I had such a hard time not laughing at her. Mainly 'cause when she gets mad she sounds like Porky Pig and Yosemite Sam had a kid.... Well I guess if you look at the picture above she kind of looks like that too.... Hmm what to do....
I'm really at a loss here. None of my older three EVER announced to me that they were NEVER going to bed. Or I think ever even thought about breaking any of my limbs, although I think it almost happened several times all of which were accidents... I think. No none of my other kids were as sweet and friendly and nightmarish all at the same time. They were just cute and sweet and funny and damaged each other and kept me out of the loop of harm.
I would LOVE to say that this is some kind of phase that she will grow out of. I am starting to wonder though, could this be what hubby and I get for finally getting our girl?? Is this the ultimate combination of our two sets of genetics?? Is this why most of the people in his family are male?? He calls his mom the anomaly Ailyn anomaly junior??
Back to the point. I don't know how she got this way and more so where she learned to talk to me like that?!?! She was my sweet loving baby girl and now she's telling me there's "a monster in my diaper that is going to eat you mommy"!!
What did I do to make this happen?? This is why I'm going to have another one some day. Just to prove she was born this way and it wasn't ALL my fault. Who's with me?? Let's say we all have babies in 2015?? We can get preggers early on in January/February. And then pop 'em out in October/November. I think it's a plan. And if I have several friends do it too then I can use peer pressure on my hubby.... yay that's what I'll do!!
So in conclusion, babies in '15. Ailyn IS an anomaly. And most importantly I don't have a broken arm (yet) and I am STILL NOT HER SISSY!!
